So I was sitting at work today, pricing stuff out of boxes, and I came across the catalog for the store we ordered from, Oriental Tradings.
I put it aside to read later when I had nothing else to do.
Later in the day, near closing, I decided to crack it open and look at all the X-mas stuff inside. Ornaments, wrapping paper, and everything else christmas-decorationy were all over the book, until I came across this abomination of all things Christmas:
That’s right everyone: I can by myself for the low, low price of $11.95 a Reindeer Pinata! Thanks to the long-held Mexican tradition of the pinata, companies now take cute furry little woodland creatures, and turn them into swinging paper mache objects we can now bash with a stick. I wonder if my store will have any in stock this year… 
